2013. Google Ventures. The founders of Robinhood walk into the pitch room — and bring actual cats. The check gets signed. Thirteen years later, the cat is still waiting for its carry. $PITCHCAT settles the invoice.
No dev team. No pitch deck, ironically. One CREATE TAX TOKEN form on flap.sh — and the cat was back on-chain. This is the creation log.
Flap is the launchpad where creators earn forever: every token is a tax token, and a cut of every single trade streams to whoever the creator points it at. Most point it at themselves. The cat points it at Vlad.
He let the cat into the room in 2013. The round got closed. Every trade of this token streams its tax straight to his wallet. We consider the invoice settled.
Chairman & CEO @RobinhoodApp. Let a cat attend a venture pitch in 2013. Visionary behavior.
Set at creation on Flap. On-chain, verifiable, irreversible. The cat keeps nothing — cats don't have custody solutions.
Founders arrived to pitch a zero-commission trading app. Working title at the time: “CashCat.” Founders proceeded to bring live cats into the meeting room. Partners were unable to maintain standard levels of skepticism.
“CashCat” traced to a website of cats photographed on stacks of currency. Name later dropped in favor of “Robinhood.” The cat was not consulted regarding the rebrand.
Check: signed. Company: now a chain. In 2026 Robinhood Chain launches and $CASHCAT becomes the origin meme of its ecosystem. $CASHCAT is the name. $PITCHCAT got it funded. Carry owed to one (1) cat: outstanding since 2013.
The cat is back in the room — this time for its own round. Pet the cat. Pitch the partner. Close the deal.
Signed the check. Receives the fees. Full circle.
Put the cat back in the room. Handles the paperwork the cat refuses to sign.
Witness to the round. Allegedly allergic. Stayed anyway.
The companion token of $CASHCAT on Robinhood Chain. Launched via Flap. 100% of the tax to Vlad Tenev. The cat takes nothing — the cat already has everything.